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AstroBuzz

ASTROBUZZ

Mission: Save the planet

Status: Misunderstood

sys_admin@mission-control:~

> TARGET: ASTEROID

> STATUS: LOCKED

> PILOT: BUZZ

> CONTROL: LOST

⚠ TRAJECTORY ERROR ⚠

There is no asteroid.

He is the asteroid.

TRAJECTORY OVERVIEW

☄️

PAYLOAD [TOKENOMICS]

SUPPLY

1,000,000,000

FULLY MINTED

TAXES

0% BUY / 0% SELL

NO BRAKES DETECTED

LIQUIDITY

BURNED ON RE-ENTRY

100% UNRECOVERABLE

INTERCEPTED TRANSMISSIONS

Mission Control:

"TURN BACK"

Buzz:

"To infinity—"
*CRASH*

Analyst Desk:

"He still thinks he's saving us."

Internal Memo:

"Impact was never avoidable."

MISSION LOGS

Mission initiated.
Target locked.
Trajectory unstable.
Control lost.
IMPACT CONFIRMED.
☢

BRACE FOR IMPACT.

LAST CHANCE TO SECURE YOUR TRAJECTORY BEFORE COMPLETE ATMOSPHERIC ENTRY.

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